I like that my most commented on blog (and by most commented on, I mean five comments) was about Anne of Green Gables and people were OUTRAGED that I would desecrate such a beloved figure as Anne of Green Gables. Well guess what people, she totes had sex with Gilbert. Have you ever read the entire Green Gables series. They had a LOT of kids. So though I was crude about it, it still happened. I'm just keepin' it real people. Keepin' it real.
I'm keepin' it real because I'm keepin' it real.
So I went and saw Zach and Miri Make A Porno with AM, DB and RF today.
1. I will never be able to go to the cafe at work and not laugh.
2. I will never again pour coffee beans out of a bag and not think of pouring them over naked people.
3. It was gross but HILARIOUS.
And on the way home RF said, "Bry, if we are ever living together and broke, will you make a porno with me so we can fall in love?"
"I though you were gay?" I replied.
Now I am over at AA's house and I'm making him download Tru Blood. In exchange, I will help him drink a diet cherry 7-up and also help him clean his apartment by telling him what to do. And maybe later I will return his generosity by making him play scrabble and watch Tru Blood. Because that's what good friends do.
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