The New Adventures of Same-Old Bry

I always feel like as asshole when I am sick. I am whiny and gross and clingy. A combintion guys only find cute in sorority girls. Which makes me wonder why I got three "hey boos" as I wandered about trying to find my purse, some cold medicine and some brownie mix. Although I am wearing a shirt that makes my boobs look bigger than they are. In fact, I am pretty sure one of the cat calls was from a gay man. In other news, as my friends and family, you are required to tell me if I am turning into that crazy lady who always smells like gin and pee.