Monday, February 15, 2010

Wherein Bry

I would not be surprised to learn Paris Hilton is the fashion editor of Teen Prom magazine. The combination of prints and shiny jewel colors make for some totally tranny chic dresses.


I looked through the magazine on my lunch and I had a few questions.

1. Why do all these models look 30? Where are the stick thin, flat chested, wobbly-heeled girls? These girls look like they took the bus from Jersey City to Las Vegas just to get a better deal at Frederick's of Hollywood.

2. What's up with the animal print? You look like you are on the prowl. Nobody wants to get pregnant on prom night. It totally ruins graduation.

These dresses could never work for a spinster like me. None of them match my Snuggie. Plus there is that whole part about going to PROM.

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