Saturday, May 29, 2010

Wherein Bry is mean to someone else.

People who introduce themselves to me at the bus stop (or on the bus) scare me. Even the sane ones. At first I thought it was kind of awesome, ballsy, and perhaps a sign of high self-esteem.

"Hi stranger. I don't know you, but I'm pretty amazing and think you will like me."

But I have quickly come to the conclusion that only the lonely and super-religious talk to strangers at the bus stop.

"Hi stranger. I get absolutely no attention from anyone at home so even though you are clearly reading a book, listening to your I-pod AND texting someone on your phone, I really need you to pay attention to me and make me feel like you think I'm hot/nice/interesting."

This morning I was minding my own business when a man introduced himself and invited me to church. I politely nodded and went back to reading. "Do you know Jesus as your savior?" Then he said "God wants to take you in his loving arms..." At this point I gave a weak smile and a raised eyebrow which got him to walk away.

I thing religion is a private thing and I certainly do not want to talk about cuddling with God at the bus stop.

(A blog within the blog: Dear Mom, Please don't write me an email about being disappointed in me for not taking pride in my religious fervor or one in which you imply that God/you/your grandmother is disappointed in me. I love you the mostest! Heart, Bry)

I like to pretend I am anonymous while commuting. It is bad enough I have to smell the farts of strangers, but to be subjected to an hour of talking to a complete stranger on where they found the best deal on their winter jacket is just about more than I can handle.

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