An actual conversation heard on the bus. And by conversation, I mean some guy was talking and some poor woman was nodding to be polite.
"Yeah. I wouldn't be on this bus but I can't get my driver's lisence back.......Oregon is one of those states that won't give you a lisence if you got suspened in another state......I got two DUIs in New York......I didn't know you can't smoke in bars no more......I was playing pool and smoking and some guy told me to put it out....a few minutes later a cop came in and gave me $500 fine....just for smoking....they would never do that back east......"
What a douche bag. He had a cigarette tucked behind his ear which is about the tool-iest thing a guy can do. Had he been wearing a popped collar, some Axe body spray, and carrying a 'High Times' magazine, I may have nominated him for People's Hottest Man cover.
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