1) A few new dealbreakers: they don't laugh at my jokes, they share a name with a sibling or close friend.
2) I'm obsessed with daily walks. This neighborhood is ridiculous. I have yet to find a bad route. Well, don't walk down NE Tillamook at 2:45pm, when all the kids get out of high school. It's like running a marathon through the halls of a high school and all the girls have their periods.
3) I have surrounded myself with a wild pack of crazy friends who, for whatever reason, think I am awesome. Some of these friends I have known for ten years, others mere months. And they all laugh at my jokes.
4) Lavender ice cream is disgusting. There is nothing gourmet about it. I'm pretty sure it is frozen lotion with a bit of sugar.
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