Wherein Bry wants a salad.

I am currently at Zao waiting for my cilantro beef salad to be delivered to my table (and then via fork to my belly).

I love salad and I want to eat it everyday. I just don't want to make it myself. I'm too lazy. In a perfect world, I would live in Whole Foods and whenever I got hungry, I would mosey on over to the salad bar and make a salad. A delicious salad made of whatever I am craving that day and all in the comfort of my Snuggie.

Restaurant salads are not cheap. This is why I can't buy one for every meal. So the combination of laziness, cheapness and indecision keeps me from enjoying salad on a daily basis.

Now at this point you are probably shaking your head and thinking "God, Bry is annoying."

But doing stuff is hard. Like really, really hard. And it cuts into sleeping and reading, which is not hard.