Saturday, September 25, 2010

Wherein Bry keeps on keeping on.

Today I was on my way to work when I caught myself in the reflection at the coffee shop downtown and realized, "Hey, you can see my bra through this sweater!"

And my bra was pink. Which I think gave it just the extra touch of whore that I would typically go for on a regular old Saturday night, but not the brand of classy lady that should show up to work in Lake Oswego.

It was the mid-way point. Do I go home and risk being late? Or do I rough it out?

I finally decided on Plan C, stopping at Ross in the hopes of finding a $5 special to bring my attire up to the level of appropriateness one should shoot for when going to a job where children will be present.

I know, I'm no fun.

I can't decide if I like this shirt, mostly because it looks like there is a vagina on my shoulder.

Photobucket

Because I started the day out on such a classy note, I may as well go out with a bang(er) and hobo it up with this Diablo Dog that has been tempting me from the Joe's Burger stand that just opened in the mall.

The Diablo Dog is a hot dog, wrapped in bacon, and deep-fried. Then it is covered with chili, cheese, onions, and jalapenos.

Photobucket

It was pretty delicious. I give it 3 out of 4 stars. The bacon was overshadowed by the chili. And really, the bacon should be the best part.

2 comments:

  1. I agree. You should never try to outshine bacon. Perhaps your dog needed a double helping of bacon.

    That shirt looks cute. You should buy it. It takes the vag focus away from your camel toe and puts it up by your big tits.

    ReplyDelete
  2. I did buy it! I was in the break room at work! And no one seemed to notice I had a vag on my shoulder.

    ReplyDelete