Today I was on my way to work when I caught myself in the reflection at the coffee shop downtown and realized, "Hey, you can see my bra through this sweater!"
And my bra was pink. Which I think gave it just the extra touch of whore that I would typically go for on a regular old Saturday night, but not the brand of classy lady that should show up to work in Lake Oswego.
It was the mid-way point. Do I go home and risk being late? Or do I rough it out?
I finally decided on Plan C, stopping at Ross in the hopes of finding a $5 special to bring my attire up to the level of appropriateness one should shoot for when going to a job where children will be present.
I know, I'm no fun.
I can't decide if I like this shirt, mostly because it looks like there is a vagina on my shoulder.
Because I started the day out on such a classy note, I may as well go out with a bang(er) and hobo it up with this Diablo Dog that has been tempting me from the Joe's Burger stand that just opened in the mall.
The Diablo Dog is a hot dog, wrapped in bacon, and deep-fried. Then it is covered with chili, cheese, onions, and jalapenos.
It was pretty delicious. I give it 3 out of 4 stars. The bacon was overshadowed by the chili. And really, the bacon should be the best part.
I agree. You should never try to outshine bacon. Perhaps your dog needed a double helping of bacon.
ReplyDeleteThat shirt looks cute. You should buy it. It takes the vag focus away from your camel toe and puts it up by your big tits.
I did buy it! I was in the break room at work! And no one seemed to notice I had a vag on my shoulder.
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