Pillow pets.
Piggy banks.
Dollar store not-so-Swiss Army knives.
Socks.
Fleece blankets.
And now...
...perfume.
Two pallets of perfume arrived today. As soon as CPR unpacked the pallet, the warehouse smelled like a cheap hooker.
I wanted us to take bets and start a pool to see how long it would take an asthmatic to have an attack, but that seemed a little mean.
This isn't real perfume. This is $12.99 fragrance, mostly unknown brands.
Yes, Yes.
Ed Hardy.
717.
Every time I see anything Ed Hardy related, I think of Jon Gosselin. Jon Gosselin, father of 8, ex of Kate. You know...
717.
Every time I see anything Ed Hardy related, I think of Jon Gosselin. Jon Gosselin, father of 8, ex of Kate. You know...
Do you want to smell like this douche bag? I can get you a deal, 30% off, just stop by the store.
The real gem of the fragrance shipment is a four-pack of designer imposter perfumes by the impostor perfumers J-Lo, Britney Spears, Hillary Duff, and Sarah Jessica Parker.
A cheaper version of some cheap celebrity scents.
We really are turning into a swap meet.
In addition to getting this product on the sales floor, we've been doing some other great team-building exercises. Like trying to see what small spaces we can make CPR squeeze into (note, she is very tiny) and running The Gauntlet.
The Gauntlet.
Start at one end of the store on floor 1, go up the escalator and back to the furthest wall on floor 2, turn around and come back to the first floor. Who can do it the fastest in a crowded store without running, just walking very fast?
Round 2.
Answer trivia questions until you get three in a row correct and then run The Gauntlet. Who has the fastest time?
A lot of shit talking occurs during these activities. It really brings us together as a team when one person is yelling at the other "You are a cheater!" or "I got stuck behind a family on the escalator, I would've won!"
Today was a little bittersweet. I'm hoping it was a fluke.
We received seven pallets of new product, three from our company's warehouse and four from the liquidators.
Of our three, barely any of the products were actual books.
This means it is possible there are no more books in the warehouse.
Which means we will cease to get more books and the end of the end is nearer than it has ever been.
The real gem of the fragrance shipment is a four-pack of designer imposter perfumes by the impostor perfumers J-Lo, Britney Spears, Hillary Duff, and Sarah Jessica Parker.
A cheaper version of some cheap celebrity scents.
We really are turning into a swap meet.
In addition to getting this product on the sales floor, we've been doing some other great team-building exercises. Like trying to see what small spaces we can make CPR squeeze into (note, she is very tiny) and running The Gauntlet.
The Gauntlet.
Start at one end of the store on floor 1, go up the escalator and back to the furthest wall on floor 2, turn around and come back to the first floor. Who can do it the fastest in a crowded store without running, just walking very fast?
Round 2.
Answer trivia questions until you get three in a row correct and then run The Gauntlet. Who has the fastest time?
A lot of shit talking occurs during these activities. It really brings us together as a team when one person is yelling at the other "You are a cheater!" or "I got stuck behind a family on the escalator, I would've won!"
Today was a little bittersweet. I'm hoping it was a fluke.
We received seven pallets of new product, three from our company's warehouse and four from the liquidators.
Of our three, barely any of the products were actual books.
This means it is possible there are no more books in the warehouse.
Which means we will cease to get more books and the end of the end is nearer than it has ever been.
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