I'm in hiding.

You maybe be wondering what I've been up to. The answer is simple. Let us turn to my sponsors for clues*.

  

*I made that up. These companies are not sponsoring me. I'm sponsoring them.

**And to be fair, I'm buying the generic brand of these medicines. 

*** And I'm not using Kleenex, I'm using toilet paper.

 If the people at Walgreens do not recognize me by now, they are blind. And deaf. I've been haunting their tiled floors, coughing non-stop, for more than a week. 

So until I feel better, I'm on sick leave.